I am about to offend you.
I am about to share a pornographic picture with you.
I am about to share a picture that is so repugnant and obscene that I need your forgiveness first.
Once you see it, you will not be able to ‘unsee’ it so I do sincerely apologise to each and everyone of you in advance.
You see, Muslimahs are under so much attack at the moment that they now can’t even have a peaceful dip in the sea to cool their limbs.
It’s Summer everywhere, but Muslimahs can’t sit on the beach with their families and friends.. well, because they are offensive. They make the beach look dirty.
The Mayor of France finds Muslimahs wearing burkinis to the beach highly offensive. He says the Muslimahs look like a “Sac poubelle” . Which means “garbage bag”.
The Muslimahs enjoying a day at the beach in their modest burkinis are so offensive that they look like garbage bags littering the beautiful shores of Southern France.
He has just fined 3 modestly dressed Muslimahs for nothing other than wearing their burkinis! How dare they?!
The fat cat Mayor has gone one step further and has decided to impose a fine on any one who wears a burkini to the beach. You look too decent so you must pay a fine!!
‘They look dirty ‘says the Mayor smugly. They look unhygienic. Unhygenic!!
He does not want to see modesty. No. Not on a French beach!! Sacre bleu!
He wants to see your jiggly bits! That’s right. Your boobs, your booty and everything besides. He wants you frolicking semi-nude like a stripper because that is more acceptable to uhm… society.
What does the mayor recommend for women to wear to the beach? Why a bikini of course!
Look at how uncomfortable the woman in the bikini looks? How restrictive, how repulsive every bit of her body is on display and then compare her to the other woman.
The lovely lady to the left in the full burkini is none other than the famous British Cook and author of cook books, Nigela Lawson. Nigela is from a Jewish family so it’s not only Muslimah who prefer to wear a burkini to the beach.
I don’t know about you but to me, the burkini looks a whole lot more hygienic than the bikini.
I said I would offend you. Please forgive me for sharing this pornographic picture with you. It is how the Mayor wants to see you on the beaches of France! Allez!